Monday, 1 December 2008

Quantum of Solace - New Bond Movie

Nothing like buying a cinema ticket and a big bag of popcorn, sitting down, titles roll….

DUM-DE-DUM-DUM, DUM-DUM-DUM-DE-DUM, DE-DUM, DE-DO-DOO!



Mowlem Institute, Swanage: 19:37 GMT

The new James Bond film was just getting to the raunchy bit when Austen Rocket felt a stirring in his trousers! …his pager had gone off on vibrate. Knowing this was an internationally important coastguard job 00-Rockett dropped his popcorn and sprung into action. He cleared two full flights of stairs, burst through the foyer door only to be nearly run over by 00-Kitching on his way to the shout – The tasking - a flashing light in the direction of the Isle of Wight.

00-Rockett: ‘Go Go Go !!!’
00-Kitching: ‘Calm down, it’s probably a lighthouse’
00-Rockett: ‘Is it in danger?’
00-Kitching: ‘How would I know?’


Cue..fight scene, car chase, come coastguard work, more fighting, and a further car chase.


00-Rockett returned to the film at 19:48 GMT; knowing the lighthouse was safe.


00-Rockett in his Coastguard Trunks
(Slightly digitally enhanced)


P.S. If you see Austen , do make sure you ask him what the new James Bond film was like!

1 comment:

Swanage Coastguard said...

Sadly, the DSO left the packet of wine gums whilst he was gone....werent many left by the time he got back!!!!