I not sure what this event was called – so I’ve named it ‘Hitting people with sticks’. Basically stand on an inflatable mushroom and belt seven bells out of your opponent.
Austen was dead good at this but then he was up against a girl. In the spirit of equal opportunities he decided not to take it easy but belted her.
An unfair fight ...yes, entertainment ...yes.
Above: Evil Austen showing no quarter.
The crowd boo’d and hissed.....but we got the points.