It appears he has only gone an got himself a Diploma in Life Long Learning, or 'teaching' as it used to be called. So off he went on a jolly to pick up his certificate. It's a proper one, not one of those you get on the back of Kellogg's' Cornflake* packets.
(He actually worked damn hard at it - no really he did).
|Ian picking up his Diploma - at sunset outside Fawley Oil Refinery.|
*Other own brand corn flake based cereals are available at local supermarkets, but they don't taste as nice.