The words of our new recruit Kyle this afternoon when out with the Station Officer looking at the Landslip.
Just as we got down on the beach by Sheps Hollow, there further up the beach was a gent walking towards the taped off area, surely not we thought as we quickened the pace.
Too late, over the tape, ignoring the warning signs he tries to walk up over the mud slip and.........sinks.
A member of public in front of us rushes to help the male and just as we arrived we help a rather muddy gent back onto the beach.
"It's why it's taped off sir", says Kyle looking at the man covered just short of his knees in mud as the Station Officer is on the phone to the Operations Room in Weymouth.
Looking rather shocked at his near miss the 80 year old male from Middlesex realises he stepped over Police tape and missed the highly visible warning signs.
Thankfully yet again the out come was just one pair of very muddy boots and embarrassment that he had become another Government Statistic.
Not quite what Kyle was expecting on his 1st trip out either, this is the second person in just over a week to get stuck at the same location.