A mutiny was averted last night due to the swift deployment of jaffa cakes. (Purchased by Dee)
Meanwhile one of the chaps accidentally brought a Michael Buble album to the station. Fair to say that whilst Mr Buble can hold a tune, it's not something to bring on a Coastguard Station unless you're up for two hours of merciless leg pulling. Driving legend ‘Ian Moustache’ also turned up to help in the harassment.
‘Fly me to the moon, doo doo doo the stars, …….La la la la Jupitar or Mars’
On a serious note the kit night is about checking kit properly and we have found two failures. Both items of equipment are immediately taken out of service and quarantined.