Following a complaint that earlier in the week I gave away the plot line for ‘Hound of Baskervilles’ I’ve decided to be mean and spoil some more endings:-
Jaws – It’s a shark the does it.
Jaws 2 – Same story different shark.
Jaws 3D – Yup, same story again, another shark but in 3D
Jaws 4 – They trot the rubber shark for a fourth and final time; Sir Michael Cain puts in an equally rubber performance.
Sink the Bismarck- They sink the Bismarck, the Germans are not best pleased.
Piranha - Guess what it’s Piranhas that do it.
Alligator – Yup an alligator is involved, and a damn big one at that.
Titanic – I’m afraid the boat sinks towards the end – if it sank at the start, mercifully it would have been a shorter film.
Oh and one last one…
Star Wars – Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s Dad.
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