Chile Earthquake - Tsunami

Following on from the devastating earthquake in Chile last week has been the risk of Tsunami across the Pacific. (A Tsunami being a large ocean wave – not necessary high - but a wave that might last 15 minutes rather than just a few seconds.) Hawaii and Easter Island were most at risk; apparently the tsunami wave wraps around an island so all that shores are inundated, not just the ones facing the wave. Very frightening.

It appears the threat has now passed.

After the Boxing Day Tsunami a better system of warnings was put in place by these chaps:-

http://www.prh.noaa.gov/ptwc/

It’s an informative website and was updated regularly over the past few days allowing governments from Australia to Japan the time to steady themselves should the worst happen.

It’s worth a five minute read.

Weather Warning

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/uk_forecast_warnings.html

Brian's Joke.

One of Brian’s jokes from the meal the other night:-

We had a call out the other day to Old Harry Rocks, apparently a dog jumped over the cliff into the sea. Luckily there was a German fishing boat in the area. One crewman jumped overboard and swam towards the rocks and rescued the dog bringing it ashore. The dog had hurt itself but the German fisherman managed to treat it.

I said “Are you a vet?”

He said "Of course I am vet, I have just jumped into the sea!"



......oh dear!

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Operation Stuff-ya-face

Gurkha – Poole 19:30 Hours- Commencing Operation Stuff-ya-face

The Team and families deployed to the Ghurkha ‘All you can eat for £12 buffet’ Restaurant in Poole last. On arrival at scene I can report cold beers.

Above: A plate of food (obviously).

A risk assessment was undertaken identifying that the chicken balls and chocolate fudge cake were most likely to be the biggest casualties on the night.

The team deployed around the room quickly taking up positions either end of the buffet table. Operations then commenced.

Straight into the action was Brian’s better half Eve who tucked away a couple of sushi, Austen went for soup, while Gareth and Terry piled into the samosas. From the other end of the table John and family demolished a crispy duck…or three. Dee smashed through some crispy seaweed.

After a quick situation report on our initial findings it was back to buffet table for rounds two, three, four, five, and six (and 11 in John’s case). Gareth made the fatal mistake of going for rice and naan with a curry; this was a school boy error costing vital tummy space. Austen polished off more crispy duck than you could shake a stick at, while Terry sat in the corner finishing off his chicken balls which turned out to be dumplings. Ian had some salad.

Above: The chefs knocking up some crispy duck for Austen

Just when we thought we were to close down operations Eve and Brian decided that there was room for a slice of chocolate cake. The chocolate cake had fallen into a chilled glass cabinet in the corner of the room near the bar and it was likely that its extraction would prove difficult. After careful planning and weighing up rescue options Brian braved it. Rather than some fancy pincer movement or distraction technique he walked straight up to the chiller cabinet, bold as brass, snatched open the door and rescued two slices. That’s Brian for you, the no nonsense/ no fear technique. He’s the sort of guy you need in a chocolate cake stand off and proved his worth again

Seeing how easy it was the rest of the team piled in for a slice of the action…or chocolate cake as it were. Austen had a final crispy duck.

Coastguards and families then settled up, and returned to base.

Cas No. 1412
Time Tasked 19:30 Time Released 22:10


…..meanwhile in other news it appears that the ducks over at Poole Park mysteriously disappeared over night.

Not Again!

Yes the vehicle got stuck at Studland again!......but hang on 1st of all it wasn't me at the wheel (its in fact the Station Officer of the Southbourne Team).

The next thing is that is was stuck on purpose...yes that's right on purpose!
Now readers I'm guessing you are thinking, what are those boys up too? Government property being used in a bad way.....? OK well lets be truthful here, Phil from Southborne, Phil from St Albans and myself were lucky enough this week to go on a 4x4 course and today we spent the day driving around the patch learning what to do and NOT to do.

Now what happened in the picture above shouldn't happen but if it does, we were taught what to do. Its not about power, mud or sand flying every where, its about getting that vehicle work for you. An excellent course.......

Doing repairs ?

A part of the Maritime & Coastguard Agency's work is surveying ships, something we as Coastguard Rescue Officers dont't normally get involved in , until of course something serious goes wrong and the ships and crews need rescuing.

So as they say prevention is better than the cure and thats why the Agency takes this business very seriously.....this vessel caught my eye, a large ship, crack in the hull......fill it with a rag ! YES A RAG !


The above vessel has been detained by the MCA in Fowey after this serious breech of rules.


http://www.mcga.gov.uk/c4mca/mcga07-home/newsandpublications/press-releases.htm?id=60963D63D08431DC&m=2&y=2010


So as the winter closes and thoughts start turning to getting your boat back into the water, make sure those repairs are carried out properly!

“…um I’ve got the vehicle stuck”.

Some many years ago......



Above: Taken from the wall of fame..or is that shame?

Even the best of us does it (..wasn't me). What I like about this photo is that Terry is in the passenger's side just sitting there; I also like the fact that the exhaust is touching the sand.

I believe that the boss drove it up to the axles just to demonstrate to the team how not to do it....now there’s commitment.

If I didn’t know better I’d say he reversed into it?

Chief Coastguard Commendations for Exceptional and Meritirious Service

The Chief Coastguard (Mr Rod Johnston) has just awarded his awards for 2009 for outstanding service and bravery in 2009.

http://www.mcga.gov.uk/c4mca/mcga07-home/newsandpublications/press-releases.htm?id=0CC85F816BD2CFAE&m=2&y=2010

Our congratulations to all those mentioned .

Who is Driving Legend Ian Moustache?

Hello readers, Deputy Blog is back after a fortnight of flu- proper flu not man flu. I’m blaming Eric for it, while Austen and Ian who are currently suffering are blaming me.

Yesterday the Patrol concentrated on some off road driving on mud and sand which are completely different to drive on, no honestly they are. Late last year one of the ambulance drivers, Ian, (Not our Ian) who is also a trained 4wd instructor gave us all some coaching and it was good to put those skills into use.

So thanks for that training Ian Moustache.... its not his real name, I've forgotten his surname but he has a moustache, and he's a damn good driver. (Thinking about it that's a great name for a racing driver....John Surtees, Jenson Button, Stirling Moss and Ian Moustache....)

The vehicle which is heavily laden with rescue kit likes to get stuck in soft sand and no-one wants to phone Ian or Aus and say the words “…um I’ve got the vehicle stuck”. Now you wouldn’t actually get told off for getting the vehicle stuck but you would get merciless leg pulling and probably win an award at the Christmas meal. Yes you could dig it out but when that fails it’s the National Trust Tractor.

Above: The MRU (Motorised Rescue Unit) or 'Austen's Truck' as we call it... not up to its axles in sand.

Still it’s better than phoning up the ops room and saying “…um I’ve disappeared up to the bonnet in sand and I think the front wheels may have come off”.

Not that any of our team have ever done that, ...or have they Boss?